B.C. politics

There once was a man called Andrew Weaver, with a bad case of Green Party fever.

Although he was an eager beaver and wanted to be a high achiever, he didn’t have a political lever, until he put down the receiver after negotiating with John Horgan, the NDP’s current conceiver.

Together, they hacked at their election promises with a meat cleaver until each one convinced the other to be a born-again believer.

Then they directed their fury at Christy Clark, the wily Liberal deceiver.

Hogan and Weaver are confident they will soon relieve her.

Lloyd Atkins