Donald Trump is a mean, moneyed grump, a real chump, a malignant lump.

When he’s in a publicity slump he’ll thump a hapless frump or sneer at ladies who are a little plump. Republicans better haul his outrageous rump to a distant dump or they’ll all be up a stump.

Americans may enjoy their political disorder, but I’m truly thankful for the Canadian border.

Lloyd Atkins

Vernon